not a Frosty the Snowman fan blog

buggachat

bugtails

Digital drawing of alya and marinette from miraculous at their desks. Alya’s speech bubble reads “Marinette would you make out with a clone of yourself?”

Marinette is nervously thinking of toxinelle and blushing, a mental image of toxinelle, in all her evilness, appearing with a bright red outline and a dark maroon background

HERES HOW MARIBUG CAN STILL WIN

whitepeopletwitter

tyleroakley

depsidase

spaceacepearl

meteorherd

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

st5lker

date her mom ?

castrateurfate

date her mom

whitepeopletwitter

corvophobia

my halloween plans involve being correct

egberts

c-53

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮